A Man Said to the Universe, "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation" -Stephan Crane

Monday, May 02, 2005

Fortune cookies

They don't taste that good, do they? Sort of like the inside of a sugary cereal box would taste.

My fortune though...what a gem of wisdom...

"Better to let a fool kiss you than to be fooled by a kiss."

Given recent events I'm not feeling enlightened by this, just as though someone/thing is having a bit of a laugh.

I did recently get the opportunity to laugh myself though when I asked a guy I work with for his phone number.

"You know I'm gay, right?"

"That's nice. So am I."

He was just a little embarassed.

4 Comments:

Blogger thurston said...

Hahahaha!

Fortune cookies taste like ass, but how can you not eat them?

You asked a gay dude for his number? Keep me posted.

Have a great day!

T

12:20 AM

 
Blogger josh's place said...

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3:01 PM

 
Blogger josh's place said...

what a fortune to get but if you think about it it's kind of true.because i no i have been fooled by a kiss.

3:03 PM

 
Blogger theoriginalblowersdaugtr said...

that's funny! At least you know now that there won't ever be that awkward "I think you're great, but I just don't like you in THAT way" conversation! I love fortune cookies...the taste like sugary crunchy rubber...yum!

3:24 AM

 

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