A Man Said to the Universe, "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation" -Stephan Crane

Tuesday, April 19, 2005


Last night I had a dinner party in a sort of last minute hey, why don't you all come over for dinner?

I've always thought that it's an eat-at-your-own-risk affair when I cook since I use recipes only rarely and when cooking for myself I don't actually "cook" so much as eat vegetables straight out of the fridge. So I was a little surprised when everyone was enthused to come over, they all think I'm a good cook. I think that speaks more for too many delivery pizzas and moldy vegemite and toast dinners than for any actual cooking ability.

Anyway, I am in a much better mood now, even if I still haven't caught up on my sleep. And for all of you I have a joke that I thought was pretty good:

Two fish are swimming in a river and hit a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says "dam"

Also, it kills me to ask 'cause I'd like to think I'm super intelligent, genius even, but does anyone know the answer to that horrible rotten brain teaser where there are two people, and you know one of them always lies and the other always tells the truth. You're allowed to ask one question and you have to be able to tell which is the liar?


Blogger thurston said...

Oh man, Vegemite? You ARE Austrailian. I've heard horrible things about that stuff.

Good joke! I like the short but sweet ones.

As for the riddle...
I remember hearing the answer to that when I was little, but I don't remember what the answer is.
It's 7:40 AM now and my brain can't be teased.

Have a good one!

9:46 PM

Blogger Squish said...

*dies laughing*
love that joke

the answer to that riddle is:
"if I asked the other person, which one of you would he indicate as being the lyer?" then you choose the opposite person to who they answered would be indicated
if that makes any sense?

8:38 AM


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